This isn't roleplaying, this is just like a script, so sorry if it isn't so descriptive or formatted properly.

Valora and Chord are in the mall and V sees a girl she finds a attractive. Chord notices.

"V, can I tell you something?"

Valora rolls her eyes and sighs in annoyance, "What?"

All women and lying, evil bitches, but I'm trying to be a good big brother here. So when your future girlfriend kicks the shit out of your heart, I'm going to buy you a beer with my fake I.D."

"Damn, Chord. Who knew you could be such an ass?"

Chord smiles as if he just got praised, "I try," He smirks proudly.

Chord sees a women's dressing room and gets an idea. He swiftly walks into one of them.

Val sees Chord, "Chord Cameron, what the hell?"

"AH!" Chord screams as he sees an old lady trying on a bra.

"Who are you?" The old lady asks in awe and anger.

"Who the fuck are you?" He impulsively swears.

The lady gasps in surprise, "Where did you get such a dirty mouth?"

"Where did you get such saggy tits?"

Valora walks in and pulls Chord by the ear, "What the hell is your problem?" She looks at the lady apologetically, "Excuse him, he was dropped as a baby."

"Ow, ow!" He cries out in pain.

"I should clean your mouth out with soap," The lady screams out at him.

"BLOW ME!" He exclaims as he's being pulled out of the dressing room.

Valora and Chord finally exit the dressing room.

"You're an idiot," She tells him as she slaps the back of his head. She storms away furiously.

"Bitch," he mumbles to himself as he watches her walk away.

"Where did you get such saggy tits?"

I lol'd so hard at that [:

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